04 October 2012

Gym Memberships


10-4-2012

I think I’m WAY overpaying for this whole “gym membership” thing!

Want a cardio workout that gets your heart pumping, makes your whole body sweat, and works your thigh muscles till they shake?

GO CLEAN OUT YOUR CLOSET!

Holy Moley!

And WHY pay hundreds of dollars to use the physical therapists “Thumb-Sizer” when you’ve got a family of five and a basket full of clean socks at home, patiently waiting for you to turn them all right-side out???

OH MY FREAKIN GOSH!!!

BOTH of my forearms are now shaking – and the bad arm is aching all the way up to my shoulder!!!

I am definitely overpaying for this whole “gym membership” thing!

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